For when it comes to instructions in plain English, we humans have a talent for getting it all front to back and round the houses. Whether these Instructions Gone Bad are symptomatic of a corruption of business English, or merely the result of appalling translation, we can all sit back and relish the fact that our Inglish aint sew bad afferall, init.
Ever sit at your computer and wonder what to look at next, you find yourself thinking about all the amazing things to see on the web but don't know where to start looking to find them? Well we have the answer to the question many of you ask yourselves daily – 'How am I going to fill the last 2 hours before I can go home?'
A bizarre and hilarious new collection of the world's most ridiculous signs, gathered from offices, hotels, shops, roadsides, beaches, restaurants, safari parks, and product packaging The World's Stupidest Signs comes from the hugely successful World's Stupidest series and is a side-splitting collection that'll have you puzzled, bemused and in fits of laughter
The World's Stupidest Last Words also features some of the most funny and bizarre epitaphs, both real and invented. From belly aching lines uttered by death row prisoners to comical last obscenities from Royalty, this book tickle readers silly -in fact, you'll kill yourself laughing!Learn how to go out in style with this hilarious collection of the stupidest, oddest and most memorable exit lines ever uttered.
To the determined blagger, as today's young people put it, getting something for nothing is a way of life, a veritable guide to modern living. Now with the overwhelming choice afforded us by post-modern capitalism, and an ever-increasing number of brands vying for our attention, the market for freebies has expanded almost exponentially.
The World's Stupidest Headlines has reduced grown men to tears. And a few grown women have lost control of their bodily functions. But that's quite enough of that. Perfect fodder for speech-writers and Best Men everywhere, choice nuggets from this tome truly will have them rolling in the aisles.
Did you know that the shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and the UK in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes! Did you know that a cough produces an explosive charge that moves at speeds of up to 60mph?Let's face it - sitting on the toilet can be a boring business, so why not try and spice up your rendezvous with the porcelain potty by learning some trivia that'll gob smack friends and family!
Death is a sad and serious business.... Usually, but The World's Stupidest Deaths seeks to prove otherwise by revealing many unbelievable examples of the world's most outrageous (and, in some cases, ironic) demises. Be amused and bewildered by the unfortunate accidents that some poor citizens face at the end, and more especially by the unorthodox lengths to which certain people will go to achieve notoriety in death!
The World's Stupidest Laws is a collection of some of the most ridiculous regulations, silly statutes, and barmy bylaws from different cities, states and countries across our legally challenged globe. Did you know? In Australia, children may not purchase cigarettes, but are allowed to smoke them...
What would you do with a million pounds? How about fifty billion?How the be Filthy Rich is packed with insightful comments, observations and snippets of advice from those who have made it big time; some of the world's richest, millionaires and billionaires who have amassed inconceivable sums of money.
