'If At First You Don't Succeed' Mug A fantastic gift to brighten up any day, our brilliant 'If At First You Don't Succeed' Mug features the message 'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried'. An ideal gift for co-workers or friends and family with a sense of humour, guaranteed put a smile on their face! Each 'If At First You Don't Succeed' Mug comes in its own cool silver Tin Can. Go on, make someone's day...
'This Isn't An Office, It's Hell' Mug A fantastic gift to brighten up any day, our brilliant 'This Isn't An Office, It's Hell' Mug features the message 'This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting'. An ideal gift for co-workers or friends and family with a sense of humour, guaranteed put a smile on their face! Each 'This Isn't An Office, It's Hell' Mug comes in its own cool silver Tin Can. Go on, make someone's day...
You're A Legend Personalised Commentary Let them achieve their Sporting Fantasies with our exceptional You're A Legend - Personalised Commentary. An extraordinary gift that allows football lovers to be immortalised in their own piece of football history. Simply tell us their Football Fantasy, as detailed or as simple as you like, and we'll create a first class professional commentary especially commissioned to include all the details that you provide to make it even more special. We'll even include a personalised inlay featuring the new football legend's name and space for your own message. Go on, make someone a Football Legend...
'I Can Only Please One Person' Mug A fantastic gift to brighten up any day, our brilliant 'I Can Only Please One Person' Mug features the message 'I can only please one person each day, today is not your day and tomorrow does not look good either.' An ideal gift for co-workers or friends and family with a sense of humour, guaranteed put a smile on their face! Each 'I Can Only Please One Person' Mug comes in its own cool silver Tin Can. Go on, make someone's day...
Proud to be Duck A fabulous Rubber Duck for those of the pink persuasion! See how our Proud to be Duck flaunts his multi-coloured body, an inspiration to us all! Proud to be Duck contains a water activated multi coloured LED light which phases through different colours. Proud to be Duck comes with his own funky gift box with a fantastic rainbow coloured design. Each duck contains a sealed unit containing non-replaceable batteries and the LED bulb with a lifetime of approx 45 hours. Go on, make someone's day...
Nothing Our Nothing is the ultimate minimalism, nothing is precious, nothing is simple, nothing is sacred. Open Nothing and be enthralled when nothing happens. Allow nothing to flow through your mind and calm your soul. Savour the moment, soon you will discover that nothing really is so much better than something! Nothing contains the sound of one hand clapping, the hole in the doughnut, the sound of a tree falling in the forest when no one is there to hear it, the incident no one talks about. This gift is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing. If something happens, return for a full refund. Go on, make someone smile...
Leather Bound Personalised Football Book A Premium Edition of our Best Selling Personalised Football Book, our Luxury Genuine Leather Football Book features the recipient's name embossed in Gold on the cover. A truly stunning gift for any football fan with the choice of over 44 professional UK teams. Relive those glorious sporting events of THEIR favourite team captured in this beautiful hand made Leather Book. This individually bound, hard back book is tabloid size (38 x 30cm) for convenient storage and handling and holds the historical news reports for your selected team. A fantastic gift for Football Lovers. Our luxury edition Football Book is a gift of a life time that will be treasured and cherished for many years.
Control a Cat A fun gift for any cat lover! A remote control that guarantees total obedience at a touch of a button. With all the essential commands included. Stop all scratching, hissing and attacking and demand affection and mouse catching. No batteries required! Remote is purely powered by the power of positive thought. Control A Cat Remote measures 190mm x 120mm. Go on, put a smile on their faces...
Drinks Monitor Badge Drinks Monitor Badge comes with it's own vintage report card with grades on attendance and tardiness. A great gift for friends and co-workers alike. Please note that ownership of the badge does not entitle the wearer to free drinks. Drinks Monitor Badge measures approx 3cm. Go on, put a smile on someone's face....
Tea or Coffee Mug A fantastic way to let everyone know how the drinker takes their tea or coffee with a brilliant Tea or Coffee Mug Our ingenious Tea or Coffee Mug comes with a marker pen to fill in individual preferences so there's no excuse for not making a brew! An ideal gift for the co-workers or friends and family with poor memories... Each Tea or Coffee Mug comes in its own cool Tin Can with a ring pull open for a gift with a unique twist. Go on, make someone smile...
